How to Get a Friend to Be Your Girlfriend

Like most men out there, chances are you have a female friend that you'd be more than happy to be more than friends with.
The difficult part occurs when you're trying to get her to see you as anything more than a friend without a penis. The secrets to blurring this most definitive line are recorded below, but only read on if you are absolutely certain that you want to take this path, because once you do, there's no turning back.

How to Turn Friends into Lovers with Incredibly Effective Strategies
Strategy Number One: Change from the inside out.
If you're the type of guy that's constantly there for your friend every time she needs you, you need to break this habit and become less available. If she's currently only using you to kill time whenever she doesn't have another guy to take her out, you need to make sure that it's clear that this is no longer acceptable. Do this by being busy on several times when she tries this trick on you.

Strategy Number Two: Go fish.
It's a big ocean out there. So, before committing to someone that doesn't see you as anything more than a friend, why don't you explore what else is out there? See what the possibilities are, see where things go and try out new things. Who knows? Maybe seeing you with other girls will even get your friend to feel jealous and start seeing you as boyfriend material instead.

Strategy Number Three: Hypnotize her into submission.
So, it's just not cutting it? Despite all your attempts, is she willfully ignoring your existence as anything more than a friend? Well, if you've already come this far, perhaps you would be willing to go a few steps further to a method of hypnosis. This controversial psychological technique will get you the girl - guaranteed!

It's a fairly simple process that works by making you an emotional drug that she gets addicted to. This is achieved through making her feel two simultaneous conflicting emotions that hardwire her brain into associating those emotions with your presence; this in turn makes her totally dependent on you at an emotional level, causing her to feel extreme attachment and an increased passage of time.
The net result is that she won't be able to live without you. Be warned, though: this is a worst case scenario weapon only and not a tool to be used lightly; its effects happen to be devastating and permanent.
by Derek Rake